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Dashing thru the snow, in a V8 wonder sled, crashing into trees, cos im off my fuckn head. Been smokin billys too, a dozen beers or more,im headin for the red light zone to get myself a whore! Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Santas smokin weed. Mrs Clause is on the floor, shes overdosed on speed. Blitzens fucked, the elves are too, theyre peakin off their heads, and if Rudolph snorts another line, the prick will end up dead!!! MERRY XMAS

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